coletteromance:

raabhimself:

heartasblackascoffee:kayleevsmaradona:fragilespines:bittersweetriots:fr0mtheheart:

YOU TRY BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR VAG FOR ABOUT 7 DAYS WHILE DEALING WITH THE FOLLOWING:

• Cramps that make you want to rip out your ovaries.
• Not being able to get comfortable at night no matter how you lay.
• Craving random shit you don’t have.
• Not having the random shit you’re craving.
• Crying for unexplainable reasons.
• Feeling like an impregnated cow with a gut.
• NO SEX, you can, but that’s gross.
• More than likely no oral, ew..redwings.
• feeling like you are being stabbed to death with a fucking machete or samurai sword repeatedly.
• Crying.
• Worry about leaking through whatever you’re wearing
• Ruining cute ass underwear with unforgiving blood spots.
• THINKING you’re done with your period,take out weapon (tampon/pad), 5 minutes later you check, not done, not at all.
• Uncomfortable swimming experiences.
• Annoyance level increases about 1283717463%
• You will yell at people you love.
• Having to piss every 13 minutes.
• Wanting to eat everything in sight.
• Craving chocolate so bad you start yelling it like the psycho fish from Spongebob.
• Getting offensive and self conscious over every remark directed toward you.
• Lots of crying.
  
  And of course the descision to shove a wad of cotton up your cooch or basically wear a diaper.
  
                                  Either way, H8 LYFE. 

madebygodimprovedbythedevil:

mschinnybaby:

dante03carter:

gotyoutarstruck:

iamvirginmary:

• Sex relieves stress
• Sex boosts immunity 
• Sex burns calories
• Sex boosts self-esteem
• Sex reduces pain
• Sex reduces risks of prostate cancer
• Sex helps you sleep better